Boy, there sure were a lot of big-time porno bigshots hanging out on the red carpet of the AVN awards, huh? Of course, it hardly needs to be said that the greatest stars of them all were BUCKTON (all caps) and drake (all lowercase). But you already knew that.

This time around, BUCKTON meets up with Dave Navarro, who apparently directed some porno movies, but is better known as the shred-tastic guitarist of Jane's Addiction, the greatest of all bands to ever exist. Our crew also stole a few words with Angelina Armani and Riley Steele (of the Digital Playground fuck-cademy), James "Two-Scene" Deen (who went on to win "best two fucks" later that evening), and Brad Armstrong (who has some sort of personal relationship with jessica).

And then, of course, there was the meeting between BUCKTON and Kimberly Kane. As you may remember, she used to be POPPORN's special lady, but things didn't work out. So we had to break it off, and we hadn't seen her since. Until now. So that was a little tense.

We're pretty sure we can milk one more episode out of this thing, so check back later this week. And fuck you, dipshit!

TRPLE ECSTASY (which boasts MEAT BALL's very favorite pornographic DVD cover. Look at that thing!)

NURSES (next year's big winner?)