VIDEO: THE AVN RED FUCKING CARPET (WITH JESSICA DRAKE)

Um, who remembers the big porno thing that happened in Vegas a few weeks back? What was it called, ABM? ATM? Something like that?

Whatever it was, we're aware that most of you missed it. And we'll never forgive you, because POPPORN felt really fuckin' lonely while we were out there. But we managed to pull ourselves together and have one fucking hell of a great time anyway, thanks mostly to BUCKTON's extra-special co-host, the all lowercase porn sensation, jessica drake!

It's true, we somehow coerced jessica to join Spock on the red carpet of the big-time AVN Awards ceremony (blackmail) so they could hassle all the fuckmaking bigshots of the porno scene and get the low down on...um...well, we're not 100% sure what they were getting the low-down on, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that BUCKTON got to share some quality screen time with Sasha Grey, Belladonna, a non-murdered Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West and even more of the world's most premium fuckmakers. Screen time that we're going to share with you now.

There's a whole lot more AVN footage where this came from. So don't you dare try going to another website. Even to check your email or something.


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Comments

Why...

did Sasha Grey asked Spock about him having a dry mouth?
How did she know?
Superpowers?
A Kiss?
Damn you Buckton damn you!

ashlynn, spock video NOW

why do you tease us and then make us wait, show ashlynn-spock part 2 now.

We were gonna put it up tonight but

since you're getting pushy we're gonna wait another 3 weeks or so. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Honestly... those types of videos take a lot more time with editing and scoring and all that post-production shit. Be patient, when it comes, it'll be worth it!

Yeah!

It takes a special kind of genius in the editing room. Then it has to sit in a magical closet for ten days. Then it gets enchanted by Odin, the one-eyed father of Asgard.

Then I think something happens with Beta Ray Bill.

Then you get your sequel!

I have to admit

Your guys videos are of a much higher caliber that other videos found on other sites. I really do enjoy Spocks comedy.

Spock, you're a comedian.

Aw, thanks mom!

You can post under your real name next time, everyone's cool here.

PS: I accidently hocked a bunch of your necklaces and I won't be home until 4 am tonight. Can you have a plate of Special Cassarole ready for me?

Love you mommy!

spock

Spock is a god amongst mere mortals...
keep up the good work...

Spock

is my new favourite journalist...
i mean it...