Hey, they announced the Oscar nominations today! That means award season is in full-fuckin' effect, even if all the relevant awards have already been given out. We're talking about awards like the Golden Globes, the U.S. Presidency, the AVNs, and of course...the one award that makes all other awards look like a steaming pile of cummed-upon horseshit...THE POPPORN.COM PREMIUM FUCK MAKER AWARD!
The recipient of the premiere presentation of such a prestigious piece of...um..prestige, we guess...should be no surprise, at least to anyone who's ever casually glanced upon our site (No, we didn't give it to Tom Byron.)
Yes, of course it went to Stoya. Come on, who else could honestly be called this year's premium fuck maker, if not the young Philadelphia vixen with the breasts that know when to quit, the skin as soft and white as a gargantuan pile of blow, and the pink vagina of a Olympus-born goddess of lovemaking?
When it came time to choose a winner, there really was no choice at all. In fact, over the course of the next year, the only conundrum to ponder is Can we give her this award two years in a row?
But we've got until January of 2010 to figure that one out.
We love you, Stoya. And now we've proven it. You owe us, big-time.