A few weeks back, Josie Jacobs, our resident awesome lady, decided to go to the polls and ask our loyal readers which sex toy she should review next. Needless to say, there were a lot of responses, in fact, a few people were added to a restraining order that Josie keeps open indefinitely (Stanko!) but Josie kept her promise and after a few weeks of fear of actually using the beast that you, our loyal readers selected, she sent along this lovely letter...

Dear Art Deco Buttplug,

I have to admit, when we first met you frightened me a little. Four and a half inches of soft jelly Crystalessence looks much bigger in real life than in my mind. Regardless of how gorgeous you are, with your black and white swirls, I just couldn't get past your size. Would you fit in me? Would you hurt me? I was so nervous about having you in my life I neglected you for a little while. I hid you in a drawer and put you out of my thoughts, until one day...

I finally worked up the courage to get to know you. Maybe the handful of orgasms I had already experienced had calmed my nerves, but I reached into the drawer, fetched you out and told myself "Josie, you've got this!" After giving you and me a good helping of lube I put you down and got ready to get to work, slowly easing myself onto you. I'm not gonna lie...I was still a little scared. Putting things in my butt is not a common occurrence. I usually save that for special events, holidays, birthdays, you get the deal. I really wasn't sure if you and I were going to work out.

But thankfully, after some extra lube application, lots of "posi" thoughts, and a fair amount of time, it had finally happened. You were inside me and you felt pretty damn nice! Mind you, I don't have many other butt-toy experiences to compare you to, but that "full" feeling you gave me was awesome, especially when I was bent over doggy-style with a pocket rocket on my clit or a toy inside me, all while giving my partner-in-crime a very nice view. I could feel you in there but it wasn't an overpowering sensation and you definitely added an extra dimension to my orgasms.

But Art Deco Buttplug, I'm sorry to say... you're not the one for me. We had fun while it lasted, sure, but you have one major flaw I can't get past - your rectangular base. Sure, your base is nice and big, almost comforting - as if you are telling me "Don't worry Josie, this is going to be fun! There's no way I'm going to get lost inside your ass!". But here's the thing, that big base gets in the way. I wanted nothing more than to enjoy you while having my dude bang me, but any time he bumped into you it hurt...a lot. Your base would bend all funny and cause you to poke some weird tender part of my insides. It was not fun. Try as I might to make it work with us, I just couldn't take it anymore. I chose my guy over you.

Maybe one day in the future we will spend some quality time together, ALONE. But until then, I'm still searching for my perfect butt plug...

xo Josie Jacobs

ART DECO: BUTT PLUG