So, um, it appears to be...ahem..."sexy time". Or at least that's what Horat would have you believe. Who's Horat, you ask? Well, he's sort of like that Borat dude who rocked box offices to the core a little while ago, only he gets laid a whole lot more. And he's played by Tommy Pistol (who has no affiliation with Tommy Gunn, in case anyone suggests that).

Anyway, this movie's funny as fuck. Or at least that what we can glean from Aaralyn's take on the movie.

Shit, did we mention that Aaralyn's back from France? Yeah, she was in France for a while. Doing French stuff. Apparently, she's gonna be headed back to Frenchytown in a bit, but BUCKTON was able to pull her aside for a few moments first so he could talk porno with her, check out her tits, and maybe rub his head against 'em a bit (you'll see).

Pretty cool, huh? Pretty, pretty cool.

HORAT: THE SEXUAL LEARNINGS OF AMERICA FOR MAKE BENEFIT BEAUTIFUL NATION OF KAKSUCKISTAN