Okay. it looks like the POPPORN jet touched down safely in Las Vegas. Thank God it did, too, because we - wait, what? Yes, we have a jet. Of course we have a jet. What, do you think we travel by fucking hot air balloon or something? What kind of two-bit shitstorm do you think we're running here?
Anyway, BUCKTON sent in a plethora of photos from his first day in the gilded palace of sin and we thought we'd post them on our site so you folks can see what Spock and the rest of the crew have been up to. Unfortunately, most of the shots were "hidden camera" shots from the casino bathrooms, and our lawyer told us we oughtn't use them. Lord knows we don't need more trouble with the law. Still, we were left with a handful of totally usable shots full of all the prominent pornographers you know and love.
Let's get started, shall we?
Here's one for "anonymous". You know, that guy who's constantly asking for "moar Ashlynn Brooke" and whatnot?
Here's Bangs performing what must be the worst-planned cockblock in history. You're behind him, Bangs!
James "two scene" Deen, looking handsome as fuck, even while boogin' out. That's a hell of a man.
There's POPPORN's own Double D, along with some lunatic she picked up on the street.
We're pretty sure BUCKTON had spilled some of that bacon-style vodka on his hand during his pre-flight drink(s) at National Mechanics. Since BUCKTON rarely washes, we can assume that he's still got a good deal of booze on his palm, hence the licking.
Okay, it looks BUCKTON's sleeping, but that's just what we call "playing possum". As soon as jess lets her fuckin' gaurd down...WHAMMO. That Wicked necklace of hers is as good as stolen!
Sadie West, informing us that the aforementioned lunatic is, in fact, A-OK with her.
This is how pornographers make love when they're off-screen. Messy, poorly photographed, and fully clothed. Who knew?
Ans finally...the most possesive man in porno, Pat Myne.
More to come. Don't go away, even for a second. Just keep hitting refresh until the next update.
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