Listen. That Brady Bunch show was a pile of shit. You know it and we know it. It's fucking unwatchable. Same deal with the Shelley Long remake. It's unfunny and lame, even for the shit standards of its heyday. Lucky for us all, Hustler and X-Play grooved the idea into their brains to update this crapfest with something worth watching. Namely, red-hot fuckin'. It was a brilliant idea, and it served them real fuckin' well over the past year. So well, in fact, that they thought it was worth sequel-izing with the new Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

So, BUCKTON and Morgan checked out the newest in a long-line of TV fuckspoofs, saving you the trouble of finding out for yourself whether or not it's any good. Actually, BUCKTON only watched one scene. But it was a good scene. He'll tell you all about it. It involves Teagan getting knocked over and cummed upon.

Also, as you may recall, we gave Teagan all sorts of guff for her review of this very same film. We thought we could do a better job, to be quite frank. But, hey, we could have been wrong. After all, her video has masturbation. Ours just has tits, comedy and a little bit of girl-on-girl sexual violence. You be the judge. Feel free to guff the fuck out of us if you don't like our review. We'd love the input.

Bon soir.

NOT THE BRADYS XXX: MARCIA, MARCIA, MARCIA!