Rick Stanko, POPPORN.com's resident scum-lord recently teamed up with TLAraw.com to launch, THE SMUTIONARY. Essentially, it's a guide to adult terms that can help you traverse the confusing maze of adult cinema and pornography that they sell there. What's great about THE SMUTIONARY is that, while it contains definitions to some of the more standard terms, it also includes a ton of made up words that the crew there have come up with over the years to use in their reviews and catalog.

Now, they are looking for submissions and want to reward you for your fucked up ideas...

Rick Stanko wrote to us today and asked that we post this to you, dear POPPORN readers:

"Like my 4th grade teacher Mrs. Hoosawatsis always used to say “learning is fundamental.”

Well, I'm not even sure what that really means, but I am always doing my best to "ed-u-ma-cate" the skin fan as best as I can and, as that twat Hoosawatsis also used to say, the best way to learn is to “look it up.” Of course, now that I think about it, the only thing I ever wound up looking up was “fuck”...not that I didn’t know what it meant, I just liked the word.

But I digress...in the spirit of education , I've teamed up with the deranged perverts at TLAraw.com to create the Smutionary, the only reference source you will ever need until you die...alone...

For example, today's word is SHITSOCKET which THE SMUTIONARY defines as “A rectum or asshole...often considered to be the most desirable real estate in a young lady in which to insert one's penis.”

Pretty fucking informative huh?"

Informative and gross!

"SPOT" BUCKTON AEE SWEEPSTAKES QUESTION:In 2006, this Digital Playground bombshell won the Best All Girl Sex Scene for her scene with Janine Lindemulder in Pirates. Not sure what this is? Maybe you should find out!

When Stanko told us about this, we thought, hell, our readers could probably do better than that! So we want you to try! Send your word and/or definition combos to me at bbangs@popporn.com and any submission that is awesome enough to make it into THE SMUTIONARY will be rewarded with a $50 gift card to TLAraw.com. Not bad, huh?

Go get gross (and creative) folks!

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