After yesterday's Presidential primaries in Texas, Vermont, Ohio and Rhode Island there seems to be some fight left in the old Clinton camp. Sure, Obama won Vermont but unless your looking for maple syrup votes who really cares.

Mike Huckabee (he of the cloth, check out that sweet subliminal cross in the background!) dropped out as McCain clinched the GOP nod. Again, who'd a thunk it?

Clinton may have sealed the most coveted endorsement however. Newsweek reports that Hilary Clinton won the all-important endorsement of Jenna Jameson.

Her reason? Jenna said the porn film biz did great under the previous Clinton administration. It's hard not to when the President is getting blown in the oval office and cigar humping all day. God damn we miss the good ol' days.

We still think that Kucinich was the real "man" for the job but this country isn't big on voting for elves.

Now, there's not a lot out there when it comes to Presidential porn, however, a couple of titles whet our whistle...

DEBBIE FOR PRESIDENT

HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT

And of course, this movie gives us wet dreams...

DEATH OF A PRESIDENT