Spock BUCKTON is a thrice divorced male in his thirties. In his own words, he “might have a bunch of kids… fuck if I know.”

He was introduced to the world of pornography at a ridiculously early age by his father who used to show him snuff films (starring his father) and say things like “You’re mom wouldn’t let me do this kinda stuff to her, that’s why we live at the YMCA now.” He shares a one bedroom efficiency in Southwest Philadelphia with fellow POPPORN.com contributor MEAT BALL. In addition to his writing and reporting duties for POPPORN.com, Spock also holds several odd jobs including: dealer of “fake” marijuana, unofficial doorman at local bodegas, alto sax-player for the wedding band Greased Lightning and substitute elementary school guidance counselor. He is an Aries, Helen Hunt currently has a restraining order against him and his favorite movie is You’ve Got Mail.

Amazing.

You can send him your hate mail at BUCKTON@popporn.com