Hey, sportsfans! Buckton's back with more recommendations for your sorry ass, and he's got Yenna with him, so shut up and groove on it! This week's pick is Elegant Angel's recent fuck-bonanza, entitled Sporty Girls, which you can enjoy even if you're a lazy, sport-hating glutton, like many of us.
It's a killer piece of filmmaking, especially because of the Rebeca Linares scene, which everyone should watch at least once before they die. Keeping in mind the fact that any one of your fuckers could die tonight. You never know. We're just saying. We're not planning to kill any of you or anything. Don't know where you got that idea. We're just saying, watch Rebeca getting ass-fucked before we kill you tonight. We'll be over around 8:00.
The film's only major flaw is their curious choice to omit the sport of true winners, PERS. As you're no doubt aware, PERS came into being in the early 2000's and has since rocketed to the top of the sport hierarchy. We're guessing Elegant Angel chose not to involve PERS because it's simply too real, and people wouldn't be able to handle it.
Whatever, Elegant Angel. It's your loss.
Anyway, Sporty Girls: