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POPPORN.COM WRITES OFF ROCCO REED
So dig this...
Let's say you are a 26 year-old male performer in the adult industry. Sure, folks don't really know who you are but you've been in several films. More importantly, you have a good agent and have perfected, "blue steel". In fact, you've perfected it so well that a google image search finds a vast swarm of pouty-lipped pictures of your perfectly poised Zoolander posturing for the world to enjoy.
You'd be pretty stoked right?
Now let's say you meet an adult industry darling. Someone so loved that it's hard to find one negative thing that has been said about her. She's a contract star for one of the biggest and best companies around, her career continues to soar with starring roles in major features that are nominated for tons of awards and now she's even working on her own reality show. Hell, let's say you meet her and you two hit it off and damnit, you start dating! You even declare your love for her on that same reality show.
You'd have pretty much hit the mother load, right?
Well suppose this superstar of adult movies decides to move out to Los Angeles to be with you and you decide to share an apartment. Well sir, you sure can assume you are gonna get a lot of attention being on the arm of that lovely lady. Hell, people may even be interested in booking you for some larger, more high-profile films. But wait, there's a problem! Oh hang on a second, she's going to continue to shoot adult features, take care of her career and plan for her future? Oh, that's a problem for you?
Sound retarded? It sure is! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you Mr. Rocco Reed.
In news so inexplicable, Rocco Reed, he of the pouty lips, silly boy-band look has decided that his romantic interest in Digital Sin/New Sensations contract star Ashlynn Brooke is officially over. Inside sources tell us that the big issue was Ms. Brooke's interest in continuing to work in the adult industry and Mr. Reed's sweet double standard.
We checked in on the lovely Ashlynn Brooke for her response and while she didn't wish to get into details, she said she had one comment for Mr. Reed. Or should we say, one picture:
Hey, look here Rocky, we're not the brainiest of the bunch but hell, we would assume that if we were to get into a relationship with an adult performer that it would be a reasonable assumption to make that he or she would most likely continue to work as an adult performer. Especially if he or she were a contract star, amazing looking, sweet and waaaay more popular than we ever will be.
Serious. Rocket science it ain't. So on behalf of POPPORN.com we award you the douche award! Wash well son, wash well!
HEARTS AND MINDS 2: MODERN WARFARE
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Sounds like a control freak LOSER
And maybe gay.
I'd fuck him
I think ashlynn's losing on that one
...
Ashlynn is so cute... Super adorable cute in such a way that the amount of adjectives required to describe it would destroy any pretense of grammar in a written paragraph about such cuteness.
Ashylnn Brooke is
NOT that hot. I'd fuck 120 girls I know before even looking at her.
really, i almost passed out
really, i almost passed out when i meant her, she was so nice.
haha
did you read the bio on his site?! he calls himself the "classiest" male performer in the industry.
<3 Josie Jacobs
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT
The classiest performer is ST. CROIX.
He also happens to be the most handsomest, the crookedest, the most powerful, the meanest, the best, the funniest, the tallest, the smartest, the best, the best, the best, the best and my favorite.
Classiest? No way.
Mark Davis is the classiest, because he's British. And them motherfuckers just talk classier, na'mean?
Tis true..
St. Croix is the best. Though Tom Byron sure seems nice.
sweet Ashlynn
while i am sad to hear that Ashlynn's relationship has fallen apart, i can't deny that i seem to have a huge smile on my face. so let me get this straight, she is now single and it is only a few weeks before the big AVN show. i think Spock should offer to be her date to the award show.
I am confused. I was under
I am confused. I was under the impression that the impossibly hot Ms. Brooke had been dating and living with Tommy Gunn, he of the short torso and long arms. I do not understand. And also: is it true what I read on another male performer's blog, that Ashlynn Brooke is the single greatest fuck in the entire history of fucking? Can this rumor be confirmed? Ashlynn is hotter than Britney Spears was at the peak of Britney Spears's hotness, say back in 2001.
OKay, just this once...
POPPORN.com promises to confirm and or deny those rumors about Ms. Brooke. Hold tight for details...
- Not Fade Away
i must know which blog this
i must know which blog this info came from. please do tell......
OK, well I'll tell ya...
this info came from a blog called POPPORN.com. Ever heard of it?
So I guess her relationship with Tommy Gunn fell apart b/c ...
he wanted her to quit porn too . . .? OR maybe our gorgeous little porn starlets aren't always as sweet as they ACT on screen. For those of you who haven't been in relationships with any of them, and don't know who/what/why you're talking about, it's possible that a site proudly proclaiming that they "typically get the news and the details about the news factually wrong on purpose" isn't the best source of insider info. The National Enquirer is probably running a more original, more entertaining, and equally false story on the same subject. And as for the lady in question, making your relationship public with a middle finger on a trash website . . . now THAT'S classy.
Ashlynn is the hottest pornstar EVER
And i'll fight anyone who says otherwise. I would marry her no matter how many other guys she fucked on a daily basis. I wouldn't care. She is the absolute number one pornstar in history. If you disagree your at idiot
I think you can make a case
I think you can make a case that Ashlynn Brooke is the hottest pornstar of all time. Not only is she super super cute AND hot (which is a rare combination), but she is one of the only pornstars I have ever watched who lets you know when she is getting fucked well. Most porn stars are moaning and fake-cumming from moment one, but Ashlynn doesn't do that, at least not in the scenes I have seen her in. I would argue that Ashlynn is the best porn ACTRESS of her generation too. She has brought a level of naturalism to her performances that I can't really recall seeing. Which leads me to believe that not only is Ashlynn Brooke a sexual dymano and a great actress, but because she has managed to combine those two things, she is also pretty goddamn COOL. As in, someone you would like to spend time with, time that isn't taken up with your dick in her pussy, a pussy, I might add, that also happens to be aesthetically perfect looking. As to what it feels like to be Inside Ashlynn Brooke, I think I'll let Ben English have the final say: (from an interview [3.19.07] with The Hung Jury, a bi-weekly newsletter that circulates around the S.F. Valley): "Well, it's incredibly tight. You know how when you're getting your blood pressure taken, and there's that moment right before the sleeve deflates where it feels like your bicep is about to be crushed, but then you realize that that's impossible, and it makes you feel kind of strong? Well that's what it feels like when you're fucking Ashlynn Brooke. Your cock is being squeezed, it's encased in something without any give, except, at the same time, there's this incredible sense of warmth and wetness. That's how I would describe it. It's actually pretty bloody incredible. I have to really concentrate during my scenes with [Ashlynn]. A lot of girls I can kind of check out and it's all very rote, but with Ashlynn I have to really stop myself from losing my load. And it could happen very easily. Within a minute I feel like I'm going to come. It's actually very hard to go from Ashlynn to another girl, which is why if I know I've booked a scene with [Ashlynn] I try and not book another scene with someone else for at least a week."
Stoya
For best actor. She's great at acting demure, timid, or reluctant... whatever the character calls for... and not like she's about to be nailed in the next 60 seconds and knows it. Did that make sense?
hahHAhahHAA!!!
you forgot to use caps: Douche Award!
what a DOUCHE!
his website is sucky sucky lame balls too.
haters
hes a sweet guy. just beacause there relationship didnt work out, doesent mean hes this terrible cheesy person your making him out to be. hes not my boyfriend, but if he was...even my ex i wouldnt want people talkin shit!! go pick on someone else
xoxo-m
I think you guys are making
I think you guys are making a big deal out of nothing. He wanted her to quit, she didn't, he split. Big fucking deal! Shit happens, you move on.
Well...
Of course we are...I mean, this will not save our economy or put small infants AIDS babies in healthy safe homes. BUT, it's one hell of a story. I mean, a porn star gets together with another porn star and now one doesn't want the other to continue to perform but they still will.
That shits GOLD baby, GOLD!
- Not Fade Away
This situation is as old as porn.
Evan Stone got as far as marrying jessica drake before he wigged out about her performing. They even met AT work. He seemed cool until she became his wife.
For someone who proclaims to not like to talk about her personal life - Ashlynn Brooke sure blabs about it an awful lot.
yes.
She should shut the fuck up!
SHE SHOULD GET BACK WITH TOMMY GUNN
HE'S TOTALLY A CLASS ACT AND TREMENDOUSLY RESPECTED AND WELL LIKED IN THE BIZ, AND SUPPORTED HER AND HER CAREER AND THEY WHERE THE "PORN POWER COUPLE ".THEY WHERE GREAT TOGETHER!!!......NOT MENTION HE FUCKING ROCKS AND IS TOTALLY A PORNSTAR LEGEND, MORE THAN I CAN SAY FOR THE" WANNA BE" ABOVE MENTIONED GOOF BALL KID WHO WILL NEVER EVEN COME CLOSE TO FILLIN TOMMY'S SHOES OR EVEN STAND IN HIS SHADOW ..AARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ladies and gentleman please
Ladies and gentleman please give a nice round of applause for the legendary Tommy Gunn.
Thanks for joining us Tommy.
your welcome!
i couldnt resist!
This is the first
and last thing I'm going to say about this whole BS mess. First of all, as if anyone REALLY cares what's going on with Ashlynn Brooke and Rocco Reed, this has got to stop. Second of all... I'm not perfect... But Rocco's not a douche bag. The person I fell in love with was amazing and fun loving. I didn't know the relationship wasn't going to work. Had I known, I wouldn't have packed up my life and moved it to LA to be with him. But it didn't work. I'm over it. He doesn't want to date a performer. Do I think he should've thought of this before we made huge commitments to eachother? Sure! But he didn't, and such as life, it BLOWS sometimes. But I'm not going anywhere. I'll still be doin my thing!! I love every one of you!! Thanks to my boys at Popporn for having my back, basically being as confused as I am. And thanks for you all who had Rocco's back... as do I, as I always will. Because that's what friends do. I love you all dearly. Now let's move on, cool?
PS
Im not getting back with you Tommy! Love ya dearly, but... pirates just don't do it for my anymore. I'm thinking of moving to Pilots.. or something like that.
LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!
OMFG
Is it wrong that i got a little bit of a hard on, just from the possibility, that i read something that ashlynn might have written?
Just for the record...
Stanko's single and he's totally signing up for Pilot class TODAY! Do you have any interest in dating a guy who speaks about himself in the third person?
-stank