HOW OFTEN DO YOU MASTURBATE?

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If I don't get off at least

If I don't get off at least once before I leave the house every morning I make bad decisions =)

It would be helpfull...

If you were to elaborate on those bad decisions...

- Not Fade Away

variance

Wondering what the variance is: my 'mean' average fits into the most common answer, but it can really go up (cramming a couple of week's worth into a day) or down (not for a week and a half) depending on the week, how much sex I've had, how busy my social life is and how many hot people I've seen around or flirted with recently.

Busy social life = no time to wank much, I get home too late to do anything but fall into bed; you can guess how most of the others affect it.

^^^ wtf is with this guy?

^^^ wtf is with this guy?

Hey

this is serious business. It deserves a serious answer.

i gotta explain

I answered the first one about not being able to stop, but I want to be clear that I don't need help. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITDA GLUNZ.

voting & masturbation

woohoo I helped keep the 'once a day' pervs in the lead! not exactly a mandate - only 42% - but a healthy cumargin nonetheless. My wanks are proportional to my social and sex life, and all in all I average out to 10 ejacs a week. yeah, I said EJACS baby!

can

not. stop.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!