but, in this case, i'd switch it and say She's annoying, but she's hot as fuck. See, now the hotness offsets the annoyingness and actually, talking about the cat accidentally rolling around in your cum was a stroke of genius, a practical solution to a common problem.
-stank

that's not very nice. at least i'm friendly, you on the other hand have to come online and post some mean shit about me and you don't even know me. i would never do that to you. i might talk a lot, giggle and be happy about life and in-turn you might experience some agitation, but that's quite possibly because you don't find anything in your life to be bubbly about. maybe you should try looking for that instead of being rude to someone who's found plenty to smile about. AKA: take some tori black bubbliness home for yourself and smile a little goddamn more. there's some more shitty advice from tori black.

.... and it's all because of YOU, anonymous! So Bangs shipped me down to New Orleans in hopes that the Katrina aftermath would help me put things in perspective but all it made me do is OD four more times and catch 2 STDs that no ones even heard of yet! They kicked me out of my hotel today because the discharge ate through a corner of the bed, the floor and then landed on some famous jazzguy's finger. So, I'll be back in the POPPORN offices on Monday and we'll get some new shit shot STAT!