Byron's back, and his advice sucks! Actually, we're totally kidding. After this video, we're thinking of re-naming the column, "Awesome Advice From Tom Byron", because he actually dishes out some pretty spectacular answers this week.

Maybe we're just captivated by Charley Chase and her perfect tits (which you can also see here. Just sayin'.). Can you blame us? Thing's are freaking magnificent.

Remember, folks. Tom is here to help. If you're lost, if you're horny, if you need help, if you need advice (shitty as it may be)...for the love of the ass-licking God, send your questions to BBANGS [at] POPPORN.COM and let Tom do his thing! You'll be glad you did, unless Tom makes you look like a dick and we all laugh at you and spend years publicly ridiculing you. Which we probably will.

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