NEW THIS WEEK: RED ROOM (UNEARTHED FILMS)


For the first time (and probably the last), POPPORN.com thought it might be a good idea to review a non-pornographic film, and boy was it a mistake. Sure, this might have worked out well if we tried to review something awesome like Wall-E or Kill Switch or something, but oh, no. We had to go and pick (no offense to the filmmakers) a piece of shit like Red Room.

But on the upside? BUCKTON's joined by Whisky, who you ain't never seen before, leastways not on our site!

Anyway, like we said, Red Room's a piece of shit. But don't take POPPORN's word for it. Spend some of your hard earned dough on this "edgy" Japanese snuff-esque film and see for yourself:


RED ROOM

Comments

Definitely...

the last time i give you guys a movie from my collection to review...
-stank

Fine with US!

We'll just take your shit after you leave like we usually do. Which reminds me, you need to by more blow. The bag in your desk is empty.

Too bad

I think I saw copies of The Ape and America Brown on your desk.

And do what??

Fuck you Dard. We are NOT supposed to bring up those title ever again. Remember?

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Shit?

You call getting a lightbulb inserted in your hooey shit? Even after the bulb is smashed? Clearly, you have no taste.

No offense Whisky

this review was lame. I'm going back to watch Pirates 2. "Fuck you"

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

All anger aside

at their poorly thought out commentary about the movie, her tits are great though.
-stank

Wow! Feast on that!

I'm going on record saying this review is in my Top 8 of all time.

It's in my top 6.

But Double D's in my bottom #11 people of all time. Nice juggs, though.

A'ight bitches

Whisky is super fine. Buckton will always be my hero, but i just loved the special graphics MEAT used in the Pirate's 2 review.

MEAT - you're no. 12 in my all-time low-man-on-the-totem-pole list. so there.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Give me time.

I can do better than #12. Seriously, I'm an awful person.

Mmmmmmm

Whiskey, I could drink her pretty much all day and Buckton you are a true player.

I like Whisky's exuberance.

She's the reverse of self-conscious. I guess I would be too if I had those tits.

EEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOO

EEEEEECCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Yes.

Finally, somebody gets it!

Groove on, anonymous!

My new idea

How bout finding something not totally shitty to review?

What the hell?

Roller Dollz and Pirates 2 both got great reviews! What the shit? It's not our fault most movies that get made are unbearable.

Could you imagine

a movie about pirates on rollerblades (fucking hot wenches)? Holy shit that batman!

Yeah some of em are good . . . maybe I've just got lower standards, but a solid three out of four porns I check are "thumbs" up . . . hot chicks gettin off, that's all it takes . . .

vagina

It's somewhat ironic Whiskey commenting on the lack of vagina, which is my sole complaint when looking at her Burning Angel photos. Which disconcerts me because she's one of the reasons I joined.