It's not every day that you get to review the biggest porn movie of all time. Let's face it, "biggest movies of all time" only get made every three or four years, so when a record-smashing, high-octane, skeleton-fest like this one comes along, we gotta jump on this shit like hot shit on a shit-collector's floor. And that means it's your duty to watch it. Right? Right? Right?

Plus, we conned Stoya into reviewing it with BUCKTON. So that's pretty fuckin' cool, too.

Anyway, you're probably familiar with Digital Playground's Pirates. it was one of those hot-shit, big-time blockbusters that everybody and their uncle went apeshit for. Well, apparently, some bad shit happened to this dude named Stagnetti at the end of the first one. That means that he needed some sort of vengeance (much like Oldboy), because being killed is a total drag. And that's where Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge comes in!

Anyway, instead of wasting your time reading about this thing, just watch our review, because it's funny as shit and MEAT BALL spent a lot of time adding skeletons and shit like that to make it more "piratey".

After you're done with our review, please go buy the movie. It's got the best skeleton-to-vagina ratio we've ever seen.

PIRATES 2: STAGNETTI'S REVENGE