A few years ago, Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL got a knock at the back door of their shack. When they finally answered the incessant knocking after several hours of yelling “No one lives here!” they found, much to their surprise, a fully-grown, nude female in a basket with a note attached – WILL TALK ABOUT PORNO (NAKED) FOR MONEY. Needless to say, they took a photo of her, slammed the door and went back to playing Metroid.

The unfortunate soul in the basket was the beautiful and luscious creature we’ve come to know as Whisky. Luckily, she was re-discovered 4 years later (still nude but sans basket) roaming in and out of random haberdasheries in Northeast Philadelphia by POPPORN founder, Brian Bangs. After vomiting on his shirt and getting period blood on his shoes, Whiskey uttered the same words to Brian that she had scrawled upon a note years earlier – WILL TALK ABOUT PORNO (NAKED) FOR MONEY.

This gave Bangs an idea – he needed a sandwich! After getting that sandwich, he sat down in front of his laptop with Whiskey sitting next to him and the idea for POPPORN.com was born. Unfortunately, Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL were lurking near by (actually, only Spock was lurking… MEAT was skulking) and in a move that can only be described as “scumbagingly clever” they dumped hot provolone cheese on Brian Bangs’ eyes, fondled Whisky’s zoobs and stole Bangs’ computer.

Little did they know that Whisky was an undercover POLICE COP who arrested all three men at once on charges of “ignoring the plight of a nude”, “endangering Steve Jobs’ property”, and “unacceptable public stench.”

As part of their plea bargain to avoid jail time, the three men were forced to start a website that would pay naked women to talk about porn but not pay any men. Thus, POPPORN was born. And it was all thanks to that naked, lying cop known as Whisky.

Her interests include moonbeams, the songs of Big Daddy Kane and kissing women above the waist.

P.S. - She, in fact, is the only solution to "whisky dick". Go figure.

You can check out Whisky on New This Week webisodes!

10/20/08 - NEW THIS WEEK - VAMPIRASS (VCA CLASSICS)
10/17/08 - NEW THIS WEEK: RED ROOM (UNEARTHED FILMS)