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Mon, 10/06/2008 - 4:38pm — MEAT BALL

Some of you may remember Azrael. You may remember her from that time that she got sick and all her clothes fell off. You may remember her from that time she got bored and all her clothes fell off. You may even remember her from that ill-fated girl-party that Buckton tried to sneak into and then eventually got into but by the time he got in it was too late and he ended up doing meth and whacking off to porno with that guy who Meat Ball got in a fight with.

Well, she's back, and this time, she talks!

She doesn't talk too much, though. After all, it's hard to get a word in edgewise when you're dealing with an oratory powerhouse like BUCKTON, who you might remember from just about any video we've ever posted (though this one, this one, and this one are probably the best ones).

By the way, have you seen any of our older videos? They're totally worth watching ten or twelve times each.

Oh yeah, Buckton and Azrael reviewed a porno movie called Hairy Movie. They didn't like it so much. But MEAT BALL did. Because he's a scumbag.


HAIRY MOVIE

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Comments

Mon, 10/06/2008 - 5:24pm — Morgan Mae (not verified)

...

Hey Azrael, -- you like shit?
xo

Mon, 10/06/2008 - 6:09pm — Dard (not verified)

Greetings from Scumbag Alley

Unfortunately in scumbag alley, we only watch porn for about 3 minutes at a time, so we'll have to pass on ordering the streaming rental.

But based on your recommendation, I'll be sure to give it a look-see when you get the per-minute viewing up on tlaraw.com

Especially the Sasha Grey part. Make sure there are scene breaks set up where she comes in.

Mon, 10/06/2008 - 6:10pm — Rick Stanko

I call dibs

on Mayor of Scumbag Alley. In fact, I think I'm going to call my autobiography Stanked: The Life and Times of Rick Stanko, Mayor of Scumbag Alley
-stank

Tue, 10/07/2008 - 9:30am — MEAT BALL

You want the Mayorship?

You can have it. Mayor's too prestigious a title for somebody claiming to be a scumbag. I claim the title of Mayor's scummy underling. I'll be the guy you go to for drugs and prostitutes and covering up murders and stuff, only behind your back, I'll be taking your drugs and prostitutes and framing you for murders.

Tue, 10/07/2008 - 10:11am — Rick Stanko

How...

How is that different than any other day?
-stank

Mon, 10/06/2008 - 8:18pm — Tao (not verified)

Her tits are pretty fantastic.

They're so perfectly shaped.

Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:16pm — Azrael (not verified)

wow thanks

i look like such a nice person when i don't speak, im going to try that more often. ..haha morgan i love you. eat me.

Tue, 10/07/2008 - 3:59pm — Professor Yaffle (not verified)

Buckton, my good man

There are no beavers where I live. Nor are there many goats. And I'm banned from the zoo. There are plenty of cats, though.

I'm kidding of course. I don't live near a zoo.

But yeah, wow, a personal mention in one of the videos. I truly am honoured. Seriously.

And its great to see Azrael in a video, aswell. I've been looking forward to seeing her in video form ever since her photosets. Needless to say she didn't disappoint.

Tue, 10/07/2008 - 5:15pm — MEAT BALL

Dont let it go to your head.

You're only getting mentioned because Dave Moves died.

Thu, 10/30/2008 - 8:36pm — Daisy Sparks (not verified)

I LOVE NATE LIQUOR

I LOVE NATE LIQUOR <3.