Last month we met and fell in love with a new adult performer named Megan Murray. Sure, we met via the internet and we still have yet to meet her in person (yeah, yeah you're probably gonna ask if she lives in Niagra Falls...) but we can just tell that she's the one for us.

First of all, she's young. This guarantees a willingness to overlook our own delinquent behavior.

Secondly, she's studying to be a mortician which is just too cool not to get mixed up with.

Thirdly, well shucks, she's really darn cute.

Megan sent us a photo declaring her love of POPPORN.com and as of this very moment, she is the front-runner to be POPPORN's girlfriend in 2009. Sure, there are a few months left in 2008 but we don't like to commit too early.

Megan, you rool. You can watch Ms. Murray in these lovely pornographic features...shop now and you'll get a free DVD from TLAraw.com...

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