NEW THIS WEEK: THE COUGAR CLUB (3rd DEGREE FILMS)


This week, BUCKTON and the long-lost Lexi LaVey are reuniting to share their feelings on 3rd Degree's recent MILF flick, The Cougar Club. This film's got lots of meaty and mature vaginas in it, as well as a good deal of partly-clothed sex (with Buckton loves), headache-inducing camerawork (which Lexi hates) and two scenes starring James "two-scene" Deen (who is Buckton's "boy", in case you didn't know).

Also, Buckton and Lavey must have wanted some bucks from a prominent cola company, because they spend nearly the whole video waving that goddamned logo in front of the camera, which is a pain in the ass to edit. Can you guys just drink water, next time? Lord almighty. That shit takes forever to hide.

And before anybody gives MEAT BALL any guff for covering up logos in some instances and not others, listen: he's only taking the trouble to cover that shit up when you can see the whole logo. We're allowed to promote "oke", "Coca-co", or "Cok". We just can't promote that other beverage with the red and white logo. You know, the one that's cool and refreshing? It's America's favorite drink? That one.

So suck on it. MEAT BALL drinks Shasta anyway.

Hmm...there's was one more this we wanted to mention...fuck, what was it?

Oh yeah - BONUS VIDEO! FEAST ON IT!


THE COUGAR CLUB

Comments

James Deen

Is also my boy

I have your 50 bucks Buckton!

i mugged that shit and took it all and you ain't never getting it back. Suck on that fucko!
-stank

I am so happy Lexi's back! §

She has a well of confidence, very attractive. Love how she took notes. More prepared than you were Buckton!

She needs to be in permanent rotation with the following: Stoya, yenna bear, Kate Hate, and Stoya (again).

Dude

i think Stoya's arm might get tired if she had to pitch two days in a row. You'd make a real shitty manager Tao. Also, girls can't play baseball. It's science fact.
-stank

Stank

I'm guessing you haven't seen that film with the women's baseball team. Er.....I think it had Kevin Costner in. You know the one I mean. It was was pretty awful.

And I'm sure Stoya's arm gets plenty of exercise anyway.

But, yeah, Lexi's back! Yay!

I would write that's

I would write that's horribly anti-feminist but I get the feeling everybody on the team is anti-feminist. For the record, I am a devout feminist and fully believe porn can be an expression of strength for women. Unfortunately, most of the shit that's out there perpetuates feminine weakness to which I say to the makers of its trash, fuck you.

Looks like I got a little carried away there, sorry.

Now that's an argument I'd love to hear...

Looking for a forum to vent, email me at bbangs@popporn.com

- Not Fade Away

I am too a Feminist!

I'm so in favor of eliminating the Pay Gap that I give the hookers I bang that are real chicks twice as much money as I do the ones that are trannies. We've all go to do our part., y'know.
-stank