Alistair Thrustwell III hails from a long line of porn bloggers dating back to the mid 19th century, when his great-grandfather Sir Thaddeus J. Thrustwell esq. reviewed pornographic lithographs traded by French infantrymen in the Crimean War. He is 43 years old, currently residing in Bohemian West Philadelphia where he plays chess against his computer and watches sub-titled hentai movies. His heroes are Michael Ninn, Belladonna, and Nakayohi Mogudan.

One day soon he hopes to become intimate with a real woman.