It's been over a week since your last serving of shitty advice, and you've gotta be hurting (unless you've been getting shitty advice from some secret confidant on the side, in which case you ought to be ashamed of yourself). Besides, no matter how awful the advice you get from some asshole on the street, it couldn't be anywhere near as shitty as the advice you'll get from the Lord of Ass.

Get it? Lord of Ass? Shitty??

Ahhh, these babies are wasted on you fuckers.

Joining Tom at the help desk this week is Shayla Laveaux, who you may remember from porno! She's been out of the business for the past three years, during which time we missed her somethin' awful. Lucky for us (and luckier for you) Shayla's recently returned to smut, starring in Seasoned Players 6, directed by none other than (who else?) Tom Byron!

Seriously, go watch it. But watch our movie first. Then watch previous episodes of Shitty Advice From Tom Byron, because you've been fucking up a lot lately, and you need all the advice you can get.

SEASONED PLAYERS 6