Kids. You try to teach them your values, fill their minds with hate and nonsense, and what do they do? Rebel.

Before he was kicked out of England, Muslim cleric Omar Bakri Mohammed (pictured) was known to frequently rant against Western "depravity," notes the London Sun, but that hasn't stopped his daughter, Yasmin Fostok, from taking a job dancing half-naked in London clubs.

And Yasmin told the Sun, "I'm willing to go topless if the venue is right."

Since dad wants women to be covered head to toe (and what a waste that would be in Yasmin's case), Yasmin left home four years ago, acknowledging, "I don't get on with my dad."

Dad, for his part, is "deeply shocked" by his daughter's behavior.

The greater irony of this story is that formerly flat-chested Yasmin decided to try the pole after a boob job - paid for by dad.

Yeah, let's get my little girl a big rack and then cover it up with a burkha.

Said a friend: "(Yasmin) was always self-conscious about her size and managed to convince him she should have it done. She played the daddy's girl and said it would make her feel more of a mother when she was breast feeding her children.

"He went along with it and even went to the top London clinic with her where he paid for the surgery in cash. The rest of the family were set against it, but he insisted she should have her way if it would make her a better mother."

Seriously? He fell for that?

DON'T TELL MY DADDY

MY DAUGHTER'S PERVERTED CURIOSITIES