I will not put this thing up my ass, not because I am opposed to things in my ass, but because I am opposed to things with bad design in my ass. The shape of this toy is completely unsuited for the physics of anal sex. There is no reverse taper to prevent premature ejection of this poorly made purple, mystery jelly anal ‘probe’. I guess if you are trying to shoot butt plugs out of your ass at high speeds the “superior suction cup” might be an amusing feature if you were playing at some sort of kinky target practice...Oh wait the suction cup just un-suctioned and fell on the floor, and they call it a “superior suction cup?”

The vibrator takes a single AAA battery, the rest of the toy sucked so I didn’t bother to test the vibrator. I’m not sure if I even own AAA batteries.

To quote nerds everywhere ‘FAIL’

But still, here are some pictures!

VIBRO PLAY