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This week's review is a classy-as-fuck number from New Sensations called Addicted 4. It's got ladies in beautiful evening gowns, tables with mirrors on top of 'em that aren't being used for snorting blow (tres fuckin' classy), and dudes like Tommy Gunn and Mick Blue wearing well-tailored dress shirts and shit like that.
It also has classy babes like Ashlynn Brooke, Jenna Haze, and Sasha Grey (who's sporting a classy mound of vagina hair)!
This movie was so mothershittin' classy, in fact, that we felt we had to de-class it a bit. So we made sure your hosts had broken spines and herpes.
That took the prestige right out of there, didn't it?
Seriously, BUCKTON got shot in the back by friendly fire during a recent visit to Iraq, and yenna...well, yenna got herpes. It happens.
Anyway, Addicted 4! Enjoy.
Comments
OK, before someone tries
to correct me on the correct meaning of "zounds" please be aware that the day we shot this, I was heavily medicated due to tripping over my cat, Sebastian (yes, named after the dude in Blade Runner) and re-herniating one of my already degenerated discs.
Now, come here Esquilax!
um, i'm gonna do it anyway.
'zounds is short for Hell's hounds which the kids in Shakespeare days used to say when they meant "oh Fuck" and not in a good way.
-stank
zounds, stank-hole
how about you stop arguing semantics in my comment area, and start talking about how precious my zoobies are.
i love dick, not assholes.
now show some respect.
Precious
means "of great value" aka hard to attain, so, no, precious is not a word I would use to describe your boobs. Respectful enough for you?
-stank
oh stanko
that was harsh.
game on.
I didn't realize
I didn't realize this was your comment area. I should have worn a rubber.
Nuh-uh!
"Zounds" means "god's moons", or at least that's what Flanders would have had us all believe in episode 19 of season 6.
Yeah, right.
You say you named your cat after someone from a cool film, but I bet you really named him after Sebastian the crab from The Little Mermaid.
And I bet you dress up as Ariel and sing 'Under The Sea' to him.
Disney hit it creative peak
with Oliver & Co. and I shall watch no Disney film released after it... except for Beauty & the Beast. That one's pretty good. Plus, the girl I lost my virginity to was really into that flick and Buckton does not like to be reminded of that.
Oliver and Co.
is fucking awesome. I always wanted to fuck that little orange cat... until I realized that it was a dude.
-stank
I think Sebastian was the
I think Sebastian was the snickering cat in "Josie and the Pussycats in Outer Space", airing weekday afternoons on channel 11 WPIX.
Now excuse me, I have to call up the station and shout "PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX PIX" into the phone so the aliens on the screen blow up.