It all started with a tetanus shot…

One day, POPPORN’s Brian Bangs and Spock BUCKTON were strolling through the marshlands of Florida when BUCKTON let out a horrible yelp. He thought he’d been bitten by an alligator but it turned out to be a hot-as-fuck naked girl called Nicole. BUCKTON ran for his life to find the local witch doctor but Bangs saw something special in her feral eyes…and zoobs.

Apparently she was born to a very affluent family in Vermont where she lived happily until (in her words) she went on a “violent fuck-spree” in 1998…leaving seven men (and oddly enough, one woman) penis-less and shamed. For the next 10 years, she lived in the Florida Everglades under a pile of tires and condoms. She is excellent with a whip, can make her own clothing out of flamingo beaks and has been known to have a psychic connection to eels.

Currently, she takes her top off for money and runs a circus in Fishtown, PA. You fuckers got money?

You can check out Nicole on New This Week webisodes!

9/03/08 - MEGGAN AND HANNA LOVE MANUEL (VIVID)