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Damn it, how could anyone not love Manuel? Sure, we talk a lot about Spears, St. Croix, Stone, and Gunn (because they're all 100% awesome!), but when you wanna see a dude really put some romance and class into a babe's vagina, you gotta go with the...um..."French Stallion" (?), Manuel Fucking Ferrara. He's got chutzpah, panache, a handsome face, a god-like physique and even a top-heavy mound of pubic hair. Believe that shit, it takes some real balls to sport a man-muff like that in today's smut world.
Today, Buckton and our newest recruit, Nicole, are gonna give the thumbs up-and-down treatment to Vivid's Meggan and Hanna Love Manuel, a title that makes us say "No shit, Of course you love Manuel. You suck at making porno, Meggan Malone. You ain't no fuckin' fun to watch. Only Manuel the man makes it bearable!" (ed. note - the previous statement only applies to Spock BUCKTON and Nicole's views. Meat Ball has no particular problem with Meggan, and Bangs refused to comment.)
Obviously, we're getting a little bit off topic. The things you need to keep in mind when watching this review are:
Dig on it.
Comments
Stylist Please
Dear Sirs Bangs, Buckton and Ball,
We love the titties you routinely choose for us to abuse our flesh to in these "reviews." Really, we do. Problem is that lately you've taken no consideration into that overlooked that seemingly irrelevant part of a woman: her hair. Now, I know what you're thinking: who gives a shit about hair when you've got 'zoobs? Well, we don't really, but the last couple of new chicks have hair that not even an indie rock chick with no self-respect would rock. Make them cut their hair... seriously. or else we will have to confine our masturbatory endeavors to the naked pictures we found on line of Sarah Palin. Just sayin'...
-stank
Mr. Stanko...
While I understand your concern (and traditional nature) we prefer to allow our girls run free and clear of the assigned expectations forced upon them by societies norms. Sure, Mad Men is a great show, but have we not progressed past its shallow expectation of the female persona?
Are we not men?
- Not Fade Away
Stanko -
Say what you will about our lovely lady's hair. But dude, you look like this:
Exactly!
I'm sexy & stylish. I've got a perfect rack and I only WRITE for this shit. Besides all we were saying is that this chick shouldn't be overshadowing a lovely pack of titmeat with The Ultimate Warrior's hair. i don't ruin my perfectly beautiful cock by putting pink glitter in my pubes, now do I? except that one time/...
-stank
you got a problem?
then come pay for me to get my hair done if its bothering you so fucking much!!! douchebag.
xo
Do you...
accept food stamps? if not, I've got a pretty sweet collection of mostly-empty Vaseline containers....
-stank
Sir Stanks alot,
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
You've really opened my eyes...
Y'know Nicole, you're right. I should just shut up and stop being so nasty to so many people for no reason. Your elegant put downs have really shone light on my malignant soul and my vast insecurities. I should just go off somewhere and learn to be kind to all God's children, running through the wilderness as bunnies and wide-eyed wildebeasts follow in my wake. So, as thanks for your truly enlightening responses, I'm going to make you a hat, made entirely of empty Vaseline containers and nickel bags, so that you can cover up that disgusting rodent vomit you call hair.
Love always,
-stank
i actually just bought a hat box.
should i give you my address now? or should i e-mail it to you? do you need my hat size?
That's...
the first time a woman has ever offered to give me her address. Ever. Well played Nicole, well played indeed. -stank
Nicole, STOP
Seriously, please stop. Stanko's been calling me every time he responds to you and making me read your response to him while he whacks off, and I'm tryin' to whack off here, so it's getting in the way of my...um...pursuit of happiness.
ok ok ok
ill stop...just for you... mr.ball.
I'm not
cutting shit dude. no way, no how.
well maybe you should...
dye some strange pattern into your hair or maybe attach a squirrel's corpse to it...it seems to be how these new girls are trending.
-stank
Best part of the review
When Nicole says "no thank you." The most polite rejection ever, and then has anyone ever said 'Whiskey Dick' so sweetly. But come on its Manuel foreskin or not, everyone would fuck him.
i still wouldnt
foreskin...ew.....no thank you.
Wow
He's got chutzpah?! I want some chutzpah.
I dunno what it is, but I want it.
Sorry.
You already claimed to be British, so you can't have chutzpah. All you get is fucked-up teeth.
Lately
The quality and quantity of popporn ladies has definitely gone up.
Well done.
wow- i really liked this
wow- i really liked this site up until now...
HARSH.
Meggan...
Most likely their comments were from jealousy and poor upbringing. Don't hold it against them, we're going to have an in-depth conversation about their negative attitude. I am shocked by their behavior and you have my word that we will make it up to you in a meaningful way that will result in positive ROI.
Don't give up on us.
- Not Fade Away
Besides
This video just represents the BUCKTON/Nicole view. I like you way better than Hanna. Hanna pisses me the fuck off.