Ladies, check your hair ties. Made in China? Discard immediately, unless you want a nasty case of Asian VD.

Reports are surfacing from multiple places across that vast, sexually repressed land that enterprising environmentalists have been manufacturing hair ties using USED, ABUSED, and/or faulty prophylactics.

W. T. F.??

Chinese officials are warning consumers to stay away from the “cheap, colorful” products (25 fen (3 cents) gets you 10). It is a sweet deal, tho!

“People could be infected with AIDS, warts (ed.note - check out those sweet wiki photos, fucking brutal!) or other diseases if they hold the hair bands or strings in their mouths while weaving their hair into plaits or buns,” says one dermatologist.

A hair tie made of USED condoms might give me warts? Thank you, China. First the lead paint now this?

Shudder.

PS: What the fuck is a plait?

BROKEN CHINA DOLLS