Don’t ask us how it happened. We’re still fucking boggled (and possibly flummoxed) by the ridiculous luck we've been granted, but somehow, the hand of fate saw fit to grant Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL a few minutes of face time with the greatest of all great pornographers. I’m speaking, of course, of Belladonna.

As if that weren’t enough, we also spent a few minutes with everybody’s favorite girl-next-door, Shane's World contract girl Casey Parker. She told us about how she likes nerds, hates violence and would probably fuck Abraham Lincoln.

Belladonna and Casey Parker in Garage Magazine
We don’t know why they agreed to talk to us, and we’re pretty sure they’ll never speak to us again, thanks to Spock’s uncontrollable hands and MEAT BALL’s outright stupidity. Still, we managed to snag a few mintues of footage which we are pleased – no, honored - to share with you now.

And since we're quite sure you're gonna want to see more of these two superstars...

BELLADONNA’S BUTTHOLE WHORES 2

BELLADONNA’S FUCKING GIRLS 5

CASEY PARKER’S PUSSY & ASS

CASEY PARKER IS BOY CRAZY

Music credits: “Plucky Daisy: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”
“Piano Cue One: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”
“Waltz of treachery: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”
“The Chase: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)”