During a recent viewing of Point Break, BUCKTON came upon the horrifying realization that he's spent over three decades upon this Earth without learning how to surf! All of his years as a presidentially-disguised bank-robber (he dresses as Warren Harding) have been for naught, because without some serious mastery of the waves to back it up, all the robbed banks in the world don't mean shit!

Needless to say, this wrong had to righted, and fast! Lucky for Spock, Casey Parker offerred to teach him everything he needed to know about hangin' ten during his recent L.A. trip!

Before you get too excited, we oughtta just say it. Casey's great at lots of stuff. She's a pro surfer, she's awesome at sexin' it up on camera, and she's fantastic at getting interviewed by MEAT BALL. But she's a shitty teacher, man.

See for yourself.

CASEY PARKER'S CALIFORNIA DREAMIN'

CASEY PARKER'S LOST IN PUERTO RICO

POINT BREAK