
Generally I wear lingerie around the house to keep cool in a hot kitchen or while performing other common house hold tasks. While cooking in my Decadence Break-Away Triangle Top and Panty Skirt I discovered the hazards of "one size fits most" lingerie design.
The skirt is designed for size 5/6 hips and the thong is designed for a size 12 ass with a midget sized pubis. as this is a Panty Skirt the difference in sizing is unforgivable. A panty skirt like a skort, but smaller. The thong is sewn in to the waist band of the skirt, making in an all in one one piece. If you view the pictures you can see how the mesh front of the panty does not come close to covering my clit, leaving the long elastic bit to pull forward and act as a crotch chaffing my sensitive girl bits.

And that's to bad, because I like the skirt, it's cute, it fits perfectly around my hips and i like the mandarin knot clasp that makes this outfit "break-away." And if the panty was separate from the skirt i could pull the thong straps up high like an eighties stripper or just re purpose the panties as a gag. However thoughtful design is the antithesis of this cheap mesh and elastic number.

The triangle top is as awkwardly made as the panty skirt. While the elastic cuts my breasts into odd sections the poorly fitted mesh triangles scrunch and poof. While not uncomfortable it could present the goods in a more attractive manner. I suspect the fit model for this item may have been a blow up doll.

Something this, cheap, sleazy and poorly designed should only be purchased for ladies whom you are paying to have sex with.

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One other thing
I like about Episode III is the way it makes you look at Vader in a whole new light in Episodes IV, V and VI.
yeah
but they should've made the child murders more graphic... much more graphic
-stank
what the hell
nerd... there is a hot girl in see through lingerie and all you can talk about is star wars.
tsk tsk
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psssst...
girls like nerds.
pssst yourself
yeah, girls lke nerds... but to a point.
<3 Josie Jacobs
No, he's right.
My prostitute told me that the time I explained the difference between Adamantium and Carbonadium to her was the most erotic and sensually fulfilling experience of her life. Then we boned!
Laught all you want. I'm the
Laught all you want. I'm the only one who got to nail Carrie Fisher in the slave girl outfit. We did that all the time in the 80s.
By the way, I'm making porno now. I recently CGI'd a bunch of Rontos into Fashionistas.
- the REAL George Lucas
Somehow those closeups of
Somehow those closeups of ill-fitting clothes are some of the hottest photos on this site.
all i heard was
clit chafing... and then i came...
-stank