You're familiar with AVN, right? You know, it's the number one trade publication in the adult industry? They give out big-time awards that are more meaningful than the oscars, pulitzers and nobels combined. . They feature in-depth, thought-provoking commentary on the past, present and future of porn. They even produce original content about the filmfuckin' business that you should totally go watch (after watching everything here).

Plus, you can totally whack off to their magazine. Just takes a little bit of imagination.

Anyway, regarding those awards we mentioned: we want one. We want one bad, and we figured the best way to score one of them was to cozy up to the president and founder of AVN, Mr. Paul Fishbein!

So during our recent trek to L.A., we managed to score a few minutes with Mr. Fishbein, during which we talked about George "the Animal" Steele, the United States Department of Justice, and L.A.'s shitty sports fans.

Clearly, we must be doing something right if this guy will talk to us.

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