We've been pretty lucky lately. Every movie we've taken the time to review for the past several weeks has been reasonably awesome, which makes our jobs a blast. That means is a double-drag when we come across a bonafide snoozer like Possessed.

Never fear, BUCKTON and the always-perky Yenna Bear wasted no time in tearing this film to shit. Between the uncomplicated-yet-flummoxing storyline to the criminal misuse of an acting powerhouse like Steven St. Croix, this movie's a pile of crap, as BUCKTON and Bear will be more than happy to illustrate. Get ready to have your asses clued in!

Anyway, we can't really suggest buying this movie:

POSSESSED

So we'll suggest this one instead:

DICK LOVING BITCHES 8