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So, to catch you up...
We've broken up with Kimberly Kane because of her cheating ways. We've added a lovely new lady named Jack to the POPPORN roster and we're seriously considering jumping into a meaningless, torrid rebound affair with Ryan Keely. Look, don't try to talk us out of it. She's smarter than us, nerdier than us and kinda mean to us.
The perfect fit for a rebound right? Plus, she looks amazing in our shorts...
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If you have to break up with
If you have to break up with Kimberly Kane then you sure made a great choice on a rebound...
Hey at least we'll have our memories...
BUCKTON by K. Kane
K. Kane by BUCKTON
To hell with popporn, let ME
To hell with popporn, let ME love you!
Purrrrrrr kitty....
I read that Ryan only does g/g so all you guys better back off. I, on the other hand, will get a little closer to this little kitten...
Duh!
We don't actually touch our girlfriends! We just LOVE them!
that sounds a lot like
that sounds a lot like one of my ex-boyfriends, except he didn't love me either! ha
<3 Josie Jacobs
Do you have more than one
Do you have more than one pair of popporn shorts, or does that one pair really get around?
I'm hoping it's the latter. It's hotter, stinkier and wetter.
Seriously, an ass to die
Seriously, an ass to die for.
how could you?
You said we had potential.......now i know what you REALLY think of me. I can't believe you only see me as a meaningless rebound.
-sob-
Is that all i am to you?
No wonder Kimberly cheated on you, you have the emotional maturity of newt.
I'm so glad i canceled out first date.
-indignant door slamming-
Oh' Really?
I fucking broke up with you POPPORN! Your a real Jerk!
j/k
kK
Just try
to remember the good times, baby. And keep your schedule open... I'm not sure if this new girl really gets us.