It had to happen. Since POPPORN began, Spock BUCKTON has been insulting women, offending women, scaring women, confusing women and occasionally even attracting them. But he's never killed a woman before.
But all good things must come to an end, and BUCKTON is an unstoppable force of nature. So this was how it had to end - in BLOOD.
How did it come to this? How did Ashlynn Brooke, our most beloved adult filmstress end up cold and lifeless on the floor of Buckton's hotel? What harrowing sequence of events could have led to this?
Would you belive that it all began with an innocent shower?

ALL ABOUT ASHLYNN

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Nothing could have prepared
Nothing could have prepared me for this insanity.
"I'm not in love with you,
"I'm not in love with you, but I really want to sleep with you."
Screenplay by Buckton!
Wrong again, Dard.
that one was a B. Bangs line. If it were my line I woulda written: "I don't want to sleep with you but I do happen to be very much in love with you... as a friend. By the way, do you have MEAT BALL's number?"
No pop?
What a tease...Where's the rest of it?
I could send you a picture
I could send you a picture of my pop from last night if you are interested! No wonder Ashlynn won for best boobs, those things are glorious.
Dear Savoy Truffle...
even when I do have sex (which is rare) I usually don't (shudder)... "pop". Once the lady's done, it's time for BUCKTON to pass the fuck out.
Great unsung Beatles song!
Great unsung Beatles song!
Nah...
they sang it... (snicker... snicker)
She really is a great
She really is a great actress, this is pretty awesome you guys!
what turns me on
It wasn't Ashlynn's shower that gave me a boner. It was seeing her read Star Wars comics.
Who was
For me it was that other blonde at the end, with the tattoos and the foot fetish. Wow. Who's that hot young talent?
Maybe Spock brought back jesus........
Question : "why wont these girls stop wanting me"
Answer: Because your penis has resurrecting powers.
And it's a good thing, too. Now I can stalk you some more!
Good to have you back.
NOW KILL THE ZOMBIE!!!
Is that the real Ashlynn
Is that the real Ashlynn Brooke or some hoaxster, how can we tell??
you're not the real anonymous
I am!
HOAXSTER!
I have a religious penis
I have a religious penis too, please bless it Ashlynn!
Bravo
that was nice trip into Bizarro universe where women actually want Buckton... although does that mean in non-bizarro world that Buckton uses condoms?
i will treasure the shower scene forever.
-stank