Hailing from the Harrisburg area (the capitol of POPPORN’s home state of Pennsylvania), it made sense for Jack to be interested in politics. By 20 she had already spent her formative years shadowing such state representatives as Arlen Spector and Rick Santorum hoping to pick up the tricks of the trade. However, it didn’t take long for her to realize that these dudes were total fucking douche bags. Almost immediately she gave politics the proverbial “FUCK YOU!”

Instead, she decided to do the most un-douchey thing possible and start sending out sexified photos of herself to great looking, considerate gentlemen with above average senses of humor who also happen to run porno-related blog sites. Funny thing was, there is only one such entity… and you’re looking at it.

When Jack and POPPORN finally met, the angels wept, famine disappeared and God herself masturbated for three months straight using one of those monoliths from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

As an encore, she’s gonna take her top off and talk about porno. Suck on that, Santorum.