POPPORN MIGHT NEED A NEW GIRLFRIEND

We're not sure what happened. Maybe it's just the course of life?

You may recall that a while back we declared our love for adult super star, Kimberly Kane. There was just something about her. A sense of humor and a flirtation with danger. Our type of lady. We flirted for a while, whispered sweet e-nothings to each other, hell we even met her on our recent LA visit.

We figured hey, we're in like Flynn with this super lady!

However, today we visit Kimberly's blog (one of our favorites) and we've come across photographs that seem to tell us otherwise. That show that we seem to be on the outs with our girlfriend and in fact, that she may even be cheating on us. We're not sure, but it seems like it.

Now we aren't employees of Cheaters, but when we get a feeling we usually trust it.

Kimberly, we beg you. Talk to us, tell us where we went wrong! Until then we're totally going to simultaneously cry and masturbate to your, "professional films"...


MORPHINE


NAKED AND FAMOU$

Comments

No way...

that's not her. No fuckin' way.

Dood...

Go to her blog, it's like all over that piece...I don't want to believe it either but if it's on her blog why would she post pictures of someone else!

- Not Fade Away

That's totally a Dave Moves wang.

But she was probably drugged or otherwise coerced. I wouldn't sweat it.

No offense buckton

But I am really fucking glad it's not your hard cock I am looking at. And it's too big to be yours.

Sorry dude.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

I guess that means

I should stop randomly showing my ween to you, D? Sorry, I thought it might cure your lesbianism. Excuse me for caring!

THat is one lucky penis.

THat is one lucky penis.

There's no way in hell

There's no way in hell Kimberly Kane would date you losers!!! Get over it!

Wow, anonymous...

when you get a second, let me introduce you to my good friend, Facetious.

facetious.....

"Facetious.... That my baby's name!"

(the only funny line from the sarah silverman program.... hopefully, someone else besides me remembers it)

<3 Josie Jacobs

+1

+1

She's doing the slide the

She's doing the slide the shirt up over her boobs move...total classic. Thank you Kimberly Kane!

What's really classic

Is that she's jerking off her strap-on. That's hott - with 2 t's!

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

I've checked the site like 4

I've checked the site like 4 times today and no new content. That wouldn't be so bad if I didn't have to look at a FUCKING GIANT VEINY WANG every time the page loads. We want boobies!