Who said Evan Seinfeld wasn't a sweetheart?
But wait, does this mean Camelot is over? Are Tera and Mrs. Patrick breaking up? Fear not, gentle reader, the site makes it clear that Tera is his number one gal, or in his words, she "is the prettiest face to ever be spattered with one of Spyder's massive loads." And this isn't coming from a man who's only sampled a few pussies, no, Spyder's "been around the world and has tasted all the flavors of pussy this life has to offer," but assures his fans that "Tera brings the perfect pussy."