Remember those long gone days when phones were used simply for calls?
The BBC reports that Daniel Eric Livermore from Flintshire in northeast Wales, has been banned from owning a mobile phone with a camera because he was caught filming a 17-year-old girl at a tanning salon.
She was just one of 11 women Livermore had filmed and some of them went full frontal.
In addition to shutting down his phone privileges, Livermore also must register as a sex offender and he's forbidden from entering tanning salons - so with that overcast British weather he may look kind of pasty.
"It is something which has been building up in my client for the last 25 to 30 years," Thomas said, adding that he couldn't believe his client hadn't been caught sooner since his cell phone filming had been "so blatant and obvious."
Hey, if it's been building up for 25 years something else must have been blatant and obvious.
"He wanted to get caught," said Thomas. "That was the only way that he was going to break the cycle and get himself some help."
Thomas chose not to add, "but first he wanted to see some tan teen pussy."