Take Australian John Xydias, for instance.
He wanted to be a porn star. Nothing wrong with that. Perfectly noble profession.
He even shot his own films - hey a lot of guys do it.
The difference with Xydias was that his "girlfriends" - aged 19 to 39 - were unconscious at the time (thanks to him).
Xydias recently pleaded guilty to 25 rape charges and 61 charges of indecent assault, reports TheAge.com.au. How was he caught you ask? Well, a search of his parents' home revealed the stash of home-made videos. Classy.
In one case, said the prosecutor, Xydias lifted the eyelid of a woman to see if she was still "out to it".
Actually his problem is with topless porn stars on motorcycles during the city's Boobs on Bikes parade.
"In a perfect world we wouldn't have Boobs on Bikes in Queen St," the mayor said, "but we don't live in a perfect world."
Topless women riding around on motorcycles? Mr. Mayor, how much more perfect could the world be?
Hey it's a weird place. Don't believe us? Here ya go...