THE BRITISH ARE COMING (SERIOUSLY, WE HAVEN'T USED THAT HEADLINE YET?)

No, we're not done with her yet...

England's News of the World never shies away from a story with babes and boobs, so the paper must have been thrilled to learn that new Vivid star Nikki Jayne is a Brit, referring to her as a "wild Wigan lass." Sorry, we have no idea what that means.

In a lengthy interview for a "mainstream" newspaper, Nikki (real name, Samantha) reveals, "I used to go to church every Sunday and me and my friends ran a tea club for the older people. I went every week until I was in my early teens—that's when I started to discover other things in life, like boys."

Nikki received an "A" in drama in school and once sold classified ads for her local newspaper (in her new profession more inches is still
good) and was discovered modeling evening gowns at an adult exhibition.

She told the agent she wanted to be a porn star and three days later she was in the Czech republic filming her first scene. Somehow that sounds a bit risky. However, Nikki seems to have been smuggled out of eastern Europe to the sunny streets of Los Angeles and is now ready to take over the porn world. Although, if it's Vivid is it really porn? Ooh, ouch!

Anyways, Nikki seems to be quite the charmer and full of great sound bites...

"The first scene I did was in front of 50 people and I actually found it quite liberating. I thought if I could do that, I could do anything.

"I'd never really even watched porn before, but I'm a sexual person and I'd thought a lot about doing films.

"I come from a very open-minded family and they have been really supportive. I'm a crazy girl, so they would probably be more shocked if I was doing something tame.

"My mum thinks it's great, and I show her all my nude pictures.

"I just love the shock factor. I just get a buzz off doing anything that's shocking. I feel I don't have to prove myself to anyone, as long as I'm happy with what I'm doing.

"I used to be religious but now I'd say I'm a very spiritual person. I've been to loads of tarot readers and psychic websites.

"All of what has happened to me has been predicted in the cards and now it's all coming true.

"I love it in LA. People keep stopping me in the street and asking if I'm a film star, and I tell them, 'Well, kind of.'

"I'm 5ft 10ins, which is tall for a porn star, blonde, British and new to the industry. I guess I was just the package they were looking for.

"I know I can go far. I've got something different and a bit special. I'm taller than many guys, but it really doesn't matter because we're both the same height when we're in bed."

Get at it girl!


DEFEND OUR PORN


THE INITIATION OF NIKKI JAYNE

Comments

So...

uh, do they have face shortening surgery? Talk about a 10 10 1! Since when does Vivid sign trannies and how is "her" real name Samantha. They name dudes Samantha in Britain? What a strange country.
-stank

They also call

elevators "lifts" and to stare somebody down is to give them "daggers"!

A Little Harsh

That's a little harsh ya dick. She looks plenty fine to me.

Explanation...

Wild=Wild
Wigan=Place in England
Lass=Girl
ergo wild Wigan lass means a wild girl from Wigan