TGIF, bizzos!
Yiz'all ready for yet another round of our celebrity movie reviews? We sure fuckin' hope so, because otherwise we conned Alektra Blue into talking about her awesome interactive sex movie for nothing, and that would be a crying fucking shame.
As you may or may not know, Alektra lives in a state of marital bliss with Pat Myne, who you may know as a killer adult performer in his own right. While we were dying to know the intimate secrets of their personal bedtime routines, we decided to steer clear of such mundane fare and instead focus on whether or not Alektra can make as many bad jokes regarding his name as Spock BUCKTON and MEAT BALL can (you'll see what we mean), and, as you would no doubt expect from POPPORN, we ran that goddamned joke into the fucking ground.
Anyway, if after watching this movie, you feel the sudden urge to virtually fuck Alektra:

TOTAL INTERACTIVE CONTROL OF ALEKTRA BLUE

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Jesus Alektra is so
Jesus Alektra is so beautiful...
Alektra
You are one of the best performers in the biz today...congrats on your wicked contract, cant wait for Alektrified!
I met Alektra before and she
I met Alektra before and she is truly one of the nicest girls...I love to see her interaction with courtney cummz, they are like sisters and seem to have so much fun togehter...
She's so different in
She's so different in person... very shy and mellow.
Or is that just Meat Ball's quaaludes kicking in?
WRONG
Technically, they were my neighbor's quaaludes.
Alektra
I also met Alektra in Philadelphia. She's so nice, just a special person!
yeah
especially if you're into chicks who look like dudes.
-stank
"Special" = "Downs Syndrome"
"Special" = "Downs Syndrome"