WHO IS RICK STANKO?


Rick Stanko hails from the great state of New Jersey and, if you've got a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself. He is totally sick of his neighbors complaining about the volume at which he plays the dirty movies he watches and hopes one day to have curtains on his living room window, so people will finally stop watching him jerk off. He doesn't like you very much and, again, if you have a problem with that, you can go fuck yourself.

Clearly, he's a classy kind of guy.