That's right, motherfuckers! It's time for another round of life lessons from porno's premier assmaster, Mr. Tom Byron! Joining Tommy at the help desk this week is none other than MEAT BALL's very favorite veteran starlet of the screen, Stephanie Swift, who is still looking as goddamn fuckable as ever.

Got a question for the Lord of Ass? Quit wasting time and send that shit to BBANGS [at] POPPORN.com. Tom's chomping at the bit to smear his vast mental library of knowledge all over your computer, so get writing, shitheads! Sorry about calling you shitheads, by the way.

As mentioned in the video, Stephanie's starring in the upcoming sixth volume of Seasoned Players, but since that one's not out yet, we'll just have to recommend that you groove your wang out to a previous volume:

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