Hey fuckaz!
Have you seen the recent New Sensations hit, Ashlynn Goes to College? We saw it, and we thought it was a pretty breathtaking piece of adult cinema (also called "peoplefuckin' movies"). It's got it all - comedy, top-of-the-line fuckin', and a dude who looks a lot like Walter Matthau.
We heard part 4 is full of ghosts (ghosts who love beave, no less), but that's a story for another time. This week, we're focusing on the genius of volume 3, and who better to give us the straight dope on the flick than the star, Ashlynn Brooke herself? She was in town anyway for our bitchin' party weekend, so we thought, why not coerce her into some on-camera shenanigans with Spock and Meat?
Enjoy, fuckaz.
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Any excuse for a Ween lyric, right?
She's gonna be my cock professor
Studyin' my dick!
She's gonna get a master's degree in fuckin' me!
Every time Buckton tries to rap...
Nice one, guys. Only one complaint:
I'd totally buy that movie...
Especially if God were played by Rocco and by "kill" you mean "fucks in the ass" over a toilet bowl and then leaves on the side of the road.
And for that, you'd be
And for that, you'd be willing to listen to Buckton's freestyle? I guess everyone's got their price.
OH SHIT
BUCKTON, you just had your honor besmirched by DAVE MOVES. You better get back to the Eastside quick and fuck him up (with mad rapz, naturally).
ASHLYNN GOES TO COLLEGE 3 (NEW SENSATIONS)
Did you get away with the money, lol...