So, you've heard us mention that ridiculously sick party weekend of ours, right? The one with all the big-shot porno stars? The one that a lot of you were smart enough to attend, but some of you (we're lookin' at you, Dave Moves) didn't because you don't have any sense in your fucked-up skulls?
Well, regarding that weekend...
Obviously, the ladies spent their Friday night at Club Risque, giving Philadelphia the biggest boner it's had since the sixers almost won something a few years ago, and we all know about the fucked-up dance party that happened on Saturday night, but still, that only accounts for about 15 hours of a 72-hour party weekend. That still leaves a full Saturday morning and afternoon of east coast grandeur that POPPORN hasn't reported on!
Holy fucking shit.