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NEW THIS WEEK WITH JESSICA DRAKE: TASTY (WICKED PICTURES)

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 4:54pm — MEAT BALL

Dig this shit, fuckaz! It's none other than the biggest all-lowercase name in the business, jessica drake!

It turns out that jessica didn't read the fine print on the model release she signed for us a little while back, and as such, she's stuck shooting the shit in a room without air conditioning with none other than the two scummiest dudes in Philly (next to Bangs, of course).

To make the time pass a little quicker, we tried talking about stuff that jessica would find interesting, like her new movie, Tasty. Among the other topics of conversation were puss (the bacteria that comes out of infections, not vagina), casinos, gay marriage and, of course, whether or not jessica would allow us to pawn her Wicked necklace.

Anyway, check it out.


TASTY

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Comments

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 5:06pm — Brian Bangs

Dood, I work here...

And that shit is bananas...

- Not Fade Away

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 5:09pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Hahahahaha, thank you, this

Hahahahaha, thank you, this is what i needed to cheer up my day

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:23pm — Dard (not verified)

FUCK YOU ANONYMOUS

What you really need is some weed, that cheers everyone up.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 5:59pm — Stank (not verified)

Sprinkles...

make everything taste better

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:30pm — Dard (not verified)

Ok, seriously, ALL porn movies should have audio commentary

Maybe you could have some of your stars record a commentary on this site, and we could play it at the same time as the movie.

Jessica has a great personality... fun interview guys. Too bad she doesn't rap.

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:21am — MEAT BALL

She does!

jessica totally does rap, but her rapping was so good that we edited it out of the video. Spock and Meat don't like gettin' outshined!

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:54am — Spock BUCKTON

Good idea Dard, but...

we ain't paying nobody until we actually start getting paid for this damn blog. Meth doesn't pay for itself... unless you like sucking dudes off.

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:52am — Dard (not verified)

Who said anything about

Who said anything about getting paid?

I thought porn stars did all this stuff for free.

Way to shatter my illusions guys.

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 3:19pm — Spock BUCKTON

I musta

read your first comment wrong. Coulda sworn it said something about paying girls for commentary...

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:53pm — Mitch (not verified)

Great

That was awesome. jessica drake was awesome. The one thing more that was the awesomest? MEAT BALL'S rap attack.

I was break dancin' all up in here, yo.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 8:27pm — Double D

Two words

Genius.

Double your pleasure. Double your fun.
DD

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 9:20am — MEAT BALL

(explanation)

See, genius is so powerful a word that it counts as two words. Either that, or the period counts as a word.

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 10:34am — Anonymous (not verified)

Best. Video. Ever.

But who is Meat Ball?

And why.... oh, you know... just why?

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 3:04pm — MEAT BALL

Your answers.

1) I'm MEAT BALL.
2) FUCK YOU, ANONYMOUS!

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 7:20pm — dphunkt (not verified)

her first DP?

Jessica has great energy whenever shes on camera. she even braved the shameful chemistry Spock and Meatball share without having any existential crises. i like the DVDs theme - all great porn titles should share a few parallels with concept albums. and girl/girl DP looks like it could be my new vice. (her first DP??!1w00t) glad shes directing.

Fri, 07/18/2008 - 5:04pm — MEAT BALL

Things you got wrong.

  • she DID have a few existential crises during the shoot. We just cut them out. They were a total DRAG.
  • Concept albums suck, with only two exceptions: Galapagos Now by the Undeniable Lobster and Ramones: Loco Live.
  • 1w00t is spelled wrong.
  • Spock and Meat don't have chemistry. We got VERIDILITY.