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VIDEO: SPOCK BUCKTON VS. GIRL PARTY (PART ONE)

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 4:38pm — MEAT BALL

Ever wonder what the ladies of POPPORN do when they're not doing shirtless porno reviews with Monsieur BUCKTON? We wondered, too. Especially after BUCKTON overheard some plans for a booze-fueled, pill-poppin' all-girl party.

It turns out that these girls spend their leisure time doing exactly what you'd imagine they'd be doing: drinking, smoking weed, lounging in lingerie, watching porno, making out, and occasionally discussing the early works of Werner Herzog (though that particular discussion was far too hardcore for our site. Gapes aplenty...).

As you can well imagine, Ms. Astrid wasn't about to let a scummo like Spock crash her boobed-out girl's bash, but that doesn't mean our fearless dynamo didn't try his damndest to get inside. Maybe he would have made it into the party if he had MEAT BALL's help, but as you'll see, BALL had a little trouble of his own. Meth trouble.

Part two's coming soon. Enjoy, fuckaz.


COUSIN STEVIE'S PUSSY PARTY 24: ASSALICIOUS


BREE'S SLUMBER PARTY


METH

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Comments

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 5:27pm — Mitch (not verified)

Girls are weird

I don't know if you could classify this as a party.

Where's the Dungeons and Dragons? Where's the Star Wars trilogy playing on one screen and on another rolling the Indiana Jones trilogy while yet another plays the Matrix trilogy...or Dune? Plus, I didn't see anyone getting totally PWNED in a game of Halo.

It's a good thing they booted ya Spock, you'd have been bored to tears. I hope you and Meat show 'em how to sincerely party in PT.2.

BTW, Was that John C. Rilley as Meat's meth friend. Cuz that guy totally looks and sounds like John C. Rilley.

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 7:05pm — Mitch (not verified)

Sorry

Sorry, forgot to close my damn em tag. Sorry yenna, Stank didn't mean for you guys to be italicized. So...em closed.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:45pm — Dard (not verified)

No I think that was Peter

No I think that was Peter Tork and Mike Nesmith's love child

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 6:06pm — yenna bear (not verified)

That was...

fucking awesome.

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 6:45pm — Stank (not verified)

Fuck

I usually just write here to hate on you sleazos but that movie fucking ruled. Jesus called me to tell me that he's replacing Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist in his top five movies list with this startlingly original work of cinema. Here's to hoping that it doesn't do the whole inferior-sequel-thing like a certain two part movie series i can think of but won't name except to say that the one of the words is Bill and the other is Kill.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:15pm — MEAT BALL

We'll try...

...but the scene where Michael Madsen buries Spock alive is pretty awesome.

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:36pm — Anonymous (not verified)

Hahaha, I have no idea what

Hahaha, I have no idea what that is but it was as retarded as it was awesome. Can't wait for part 2!

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 9:38pm — Steve (not verified)

Is it posible to just have

Is it posible to just have these girls get naked and do shots, that would be bettee.

Tue, 07/15/2008 - 11:52pm — Spock BUCKTON

Screw you Steve...

if that's all you're looking for you're on the wrong fucking website. I have tons of women-demeaning porn that will appeal to you and I'd be happy to send it to you free of charge if you cease and desist your sexist comments at once and appreciate our bad art.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 11:39am — Stank (not verified)

?!??!?!!!

Wait, if i'd said some sexist shit and said the movie sucked, you'd send me free porno???? Well... bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks AND the movie sucks!

Now where's my free porno?

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 7:08am — Tao (not verified)

I cried tears of joy

I wait with baited breath for part 2.

Wed, 07/16/2008 - 6:38pm — Dard (not verified)

You mean "bated" breath

Baited breath smells like grubworms. Many of the patrons at Dirty Franks have baited breath.

Oh, and 'bated breath means you just ate your own cum.

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 8:24am — Ms. Astrid

Vomit and Boobs...

My two favorite things.

Domming with Snark!
Ms. Astrid

Thu, 07/17/2008 - 11:13am — HotMovies The Blog (not verified)

upper echelon of the adult entertainment stratosphere

we think that you've officially reached the upper echelon of the adult entertainment stratosphere of the porn industry.

two thumbs up dude.

- HotMovies the Blog

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