"It doesn't look like I'm going to take dick on film," says Ryan Keely, kind of breaking our heart a little. The Seattle native, who used to work under the name Maria Menendez is "a bit of a control freak," and would want a contract in order to fuck guys on film, but feels that at 24 she's already too old to get one.
Psst. Ryan, if we had any money at all, we'd totally contract you up!
Luckily, she's happy to bang chicks on camera. "Fuck yeah, I love pussy," Keely says, but asked if she preferred men or women, Keely told
Asked about her childhood and what might have guided her to a life in porn, Keely responded, "When I was a kid I had no television, but I had a library card," Keely says. That enabled her to satisfy her fascination with human sexuality. "Our Bodies, Our Selves, I read at 11 and that changed my life," Keely explains. After that she "kind of methodically explored" sexuality. "I decided I was going to have sex with a boy so I went out and I had sex with a boy." Keely's first time with a girl however, sounds like a damn Forum letter. "I invited a girl who was bisexual over and she smoked me out (ed. note - that means marijuana you knuckleheads) and gave me a massage with baby oil and it led to where I thought it would." Awesome, totally sounds like that scene in Caddyshack! Keely says she was a total nerd, again referencing her lack of a television and the hours she spent reading. When she was 16 she shaved her head and dropped out of high school and "had a very rebellious streak."
It sounds like it's still there.
Keely describes herself as a sexual terrorist. "I'm not really subtle. If if I kinda decide that I want to have sex with someone I just say 'Hey you there, I'm going to do terrible things to you.' I generally scare the crap out of most people I have sex with," says Keely adding that her strong approach usually works. We're sure it does. Recently, while traveling Keely says she went out for a drink alone and told the attractive bartender that, "You have to get me pretty liquored up if you want me to make some bad decisions tonight." How'd that work out, we asked. "We broke his bed in three places," said Keely. You don't need to water-board this terrorist to break her though. Keely says she gets super-shy when someone tries her games on her and comes on too strong. "I can take a good fucking but I'm shy except for when I'm the aggressor." she says.
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